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Frank: "Has Goldfinger ever seen any mooses?"
Mikey: "That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi."
Gerard: "Fuck off, it's meese."
Frank: "Has Goldfinger ever seen a flock of meese advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight. They aren't small creatures. You would just run off like a girl or a boy. What does running like a girl mean anyway?"
Mikey: I've seen one. I'd run like a girl for sure. They're massive. If you run over one you're fucked. They come in through your windscreen kicking." - just like in Long Kiss Goodnight! But I think it was a reindeer. Same diff.
Bob: "People think that moose are really gentle and goofy but they aren't; they're fucking animals." - haha...I don't get it.



(I do not in any way, shape, or form own MCR. So don't say shit to me about it.)
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Beaten and broken
Down I fall
Some day very soon
I wont get up at all.

Joy will swim
Straight through my veins
Like a bull rider
I grip these reigns

My life will end
and peace will come
My father will scream
What have we done.

This violent life
I've lead so far.
I should have died
when we hit that car.

But all I've got
Are hope and wishes
To be sleeping with
All those little fishes.
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Hope.

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Death is in us all. We just have to set it free.
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Haiku #3

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Rain is falling down.
Oh, how much I love that sound?
This tin roof clanking.
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Haiku # 2

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Follow me inside.
Now, this broken heart of mine.
What are we to find?
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MCR on: The plural form of 'Moose'. by D6sAngel, journal

Hopes and Wishes. by D6sAngel, journal

Hope. by D6sAngel, journal

Haiku #3 by D6sAngel, journal

Haiku # 2 by D6sAngel, journal